arey ghatna ye ghanghor ghati hai
koi bujh na paaye re
ghaat ghaat ka paani peekar
kehte ganga nahaye re
gatak ke sau sau, chali hai ye haj ko
phir bhi chuho ko, billi se pyar re

arey bandar khoje adrak mein swaad democracy ka
arey wo bole aur hum sunle ke
nobody killed jessica
le re bandar khoje adrak mein swaad democracy ka
woh bole aur hum sunle ke nobody killed jessica
bhains bole mere aage been baja to mai naachu
bechun apne vote phir bhi apni kismat ko daatu
bhai dekho to, kitne tashan se
kahe gidad main shehar chalaa
pair anaadi, dhundhe kulhadi
pair anaadi, dhundhe kulhadi
pair anaadi, dhundhe kulhadi
pair anaadi, dhundhe kulhadi
pair anaadi, search kulhadi

aaj ki taaza khabar, pair dhundh raha hai kulhadi
pair anaadi, dhundhe kulhadi
common kulhadi! where are you
pair anaadi, dhundhe kulhadi
hamari maange puri karo
pair anaadi, dhundhe kulhadi
pair anaadi, search kulhadi

genhu soche ab to yaari ho gayi hai chakki se
gehu ki friendship chakki se ho gayi
murgi bhi soche wo zinda lautegi kentucky se
haa ha murgi bhi soche wo zinda lautegi kentucky se
genhu soche ab to yaari ho gayi hai chakki se
murgi bhi soche wo zinda lautegi kentucky se
aao chun lo apne kasai, eid mubarak tumhe bakriyaan

pair anaadi, dhundhe kulhadi
pair anaadi, dhundhe kulhadi
pair anaadi, dhundhe kulhadi
pair anaadi, search kulhadi
ye kulhadi kahaan milegi
pair anaadi, dhundhe kulhadi
pair uspe zor se maarana
pair anaadi, dhundhe kulhadi
bhai sahab ji, ek plate kulhadi, maska maar ke, kya
pair anaadi, dhundhe kulhadi
bhai sahab do plate kulhadi dena
mere do pairon ke liye, please
pair anaadi, search kulhadi
hi my self mr. pair
you mr. kulhaadi

A darkness fell, a deed undone,
No solace found, beneath the sun.
Though waters flowed from every shore,
They claim salvation, yet crave for more.
They swallow faith, a hundredfold,
Then seek the hajj, in stories told.
The cat's embrace, the rat still seeks,
A twisted love, the spirit speaks.

The monkey seeks, in ginger's spice,
The taste of freedom, a sweet vice.
They speak their words, we hear the lies,
"No one killed Jessica," the truth that dies.
The monkey seeks, in ginger's taste,
The lies they weave, the time we waste.
The buffalo yearns, a dancing plea,
To the piper's tune, its destiny.
Selling votes, a bitter plight,
Condemning fate, in endless night.
The jackal struts, with city's boast,
A clumsy foot, the axe it's sought.
A clumsy foot, the axe it seeks,
A clumsy foot, the axe it speaks.
A clumsy foot, it seeks the axe,
A clumsy foot, it's on the tracks.

The news today, a foot's desire,
A clumsy foot, sets soul afire.
A clumsy foot, the axe it seeks,
Come, axe, where are you? The spirit speaks.
A clumsy foot, the axe it seeks,
Our wishes granted, the silence breaks.
A clumsy foot, the axe it seeks,
A clumsy foot, it's on the tracks.

The wheat believes, in friendship's hold,
The mill's embrace, a story told.
The chicken dreams, of Kentucky's grace,
A life returned, in time and space.
The wheat believes, the mill so near,
The chicken dreams, a world to cheer.
Choose your butcher, Eid's embrace,
The goats await, in time and space.

A clumsy foot, the axe it seeks,
A clumsy foot, the spirit speaks.
A clumsy foot, the axe it seeks,
A clumsy foot, it's on the tracks.
Where will the axe be found?
A clumsy foot, it seeks the axe,
The axe it seeks, the soul it's bound.
A clumsy foot, it seeks the axe,
Sir, a plate of axe, with butter spread,
A clumsy foot, the spirit said.
Sir, two plates of axe, I implore,
For my two feet, and nothing more.
A clumsy foot, it's on the tracks,
Hi, myself, Mr. Foot, the cracks,
You Mr. Axe.