i am donny nahi dhony nahi and mecrony nahi
i am pinto nahi michael nahi jackson nahi
then who are you i am john dmellow ding dong wala
i am john dmellow ding dong wala
ding dong wala ding dong wala
jeb hai khali dil matwala dil matwala dil matwala
i am john dmellow ding dong wala
ding dong wala ding dong wala
jeb hai khali dil matwala dil matwala dil matwala

thoda amiro ko katu thoda garibo me batu
thoda amiro ko katu thoda garibo me batu
isiliye to khush hai hum par yaro uparwala
i am john dmellow ding dong wala
ding dong wala ding dong wala jeb hai khali dil matwala
dil matwala dil matwala ding dong wala

mai anpadh na anath koi na mere sath
awara firta hu koi tham le mera hath
are koi hai bhai jo tham le mera hath
mai anpadh na anath koi na mere sath
awara firta hu koi tham le mera hath
holi meri khali padi ek thi jholi khali padi
holi me koi aa jaye aa jaye mera ho jaye
mai bhi thoda pyar pau kisi ka didar pau
mai bhi sudhar jau i am john dmellow ding dong wala
ding dong wala ding dong wala
jeb hai khali dil matwala dil matwala dil matwala
ding dong wala

thoda amiro ko katu thoda garibo me batu
thoda amiro ko katu thoda garibo me batu
isiliye to khush hai hum par yaro uparwala
i am john dmellow ding dong wala
ding dong wala ding dong wala jeb hai khali dil matwala
dil matwala dil matwala ding dong wala

jab christmas aata hai ann bahut chadata hai
chad jaye jo uski band bajata hai
jab krishmas aata hai ann bahut chadata hai
chad jaye jo uski band bajata hai
jully ki gali me jau muli ka paratha khau
muly ka paratha khake marry se mai ankh ladau
marry mujhe cake khilaye rozy mujhe roz bulaye
jenny bhi pyar jataye i am john dmellow ding dong wala
ding dong wala ding dong wala jeb hai khali dil matwala
dil matwala dil matwala ding dong wala

thoda amiro ko katu thoda garibo me batu
thoda amiro ko katu thoda garibo me batu
isiliye to khush hai hum par yaro uparwala
i am john dmellow ding dong wala
ding dong wala ding dong wala jeb hai khali dil matwala
dil matwala dil matwala ding dong wala
ding dong wala ding dong wala

Not Dhoni, no, not macaroni,
I'm not Pintu, nor Michael, nor Jackson's name.
Then who are you? I'm John D'Mello, the 'ding-dong' man,
I'm John D'Mello, the 'ding-dong' man.
Ding-dong, ding-dong, rings the bell,
My pockets are empty, my heart's a revel, revel, revel,
I'm John D'Mello, the 'ding-dong' man.
Ding-dong, ding-dong, rings the bell,
My pockets are empty, my heart's a revel, revel, revel.

I'll pinch from the rich, and give to the poor,
I'll pinch from the rich, and give to the poor,
That's why we're happy, blessed by the One Above.
I'm John D'Mello, the 'ding-dong' man.
Ding-dong, ding-dong, rings the bell,
My pockets are empty, my heart's a revel, revel, revel, ding-dong.

I'm unlettered, an orphan, with no one by my side,
A wanderer, adrift, will someone hold my hand?
Oh, is there a brother to take my hand in hand?
I'm unlettered, an orphan, with no one by my side,
A wanderer, adrift, will someone hold my hand?
My life is hollow, an empty satchel,
Waiting for someone to come, to become mine,
I'll find some love, a glimpse of a face,
I too will change, I'm John D'Mello, the 'ding-dong' man.
Ding-dong, ding-dong, rings the bell,
My pockets are empty, my heart's a revel, revel, revel,
Ding-dong.

I'll pinch from the rich, and give to the poor,
I'll pinch from the rich, and give to the poor,
That's why we're happy, blessed by the One Above.
I'm John D'Mello, the 'ding-dong' man.
Ding-dong, ding-dong, rings the bell,
My pockets are empty, my heart's a revel, revel, revel, ding-dong.

When Christmas arrives, oh, it lifts me high,
When I'm up, the world starts to dance and sigh.
When Christmas arrives, oh, it lifts me high,
When I'm up, the world starts to dance and sigh.
To Julie's street I will go, eat radish paratha,
After eating the radish, I'll flirt with Mary,
Mary feeds me cake, Rosie calls me every day,
Jenny too shows her love, I'm John D'Mello, the 'ding-dong' man.
Ding-dong, ding-dong, rings the bell,
My pockets are empty, my heart's a revel, revel, revel, ding-dong.

I'll pinch from the rich, and give to the poor,
I'll pinch from the rich, and give to the poor,
That's why we're happy, blessed by the One Above.
I'm John D'Mello, the 'ding-dong' man.
Ding-dong, ding-dong, rings the bell,
My pockets are empty, my heart's a revel, revel, revel, ding-dong.
Ding-dong, ding-dong, rings the bell.