b.a m.a p.hd ye diplome ye digree
b.a m.a p.hd ye diplome ye digree
ho gye jab bekar to humko karna pda vyopar
jine walo naye vyopari tumhari gali aaye
kharido humse tumhe jo bhaye

sabse achha kaam hai dhandha na koi malik
na koi banda jo nahi darte itembam se
darte hai vo log kalam se
ak rupaye ka tikat hai aao bin mehnat ke lakho pao
khata nahi likhoge lala chashma lete jao kala
naye vyopari tumhari gali aaye
kharido humse tumhe jo bhaye

shekh barmhan hoke harijan sabke kaam aate hai bartan
bhukh na dekhe chabi tala fir bhi lete jao lala
kam kapde me kam chalao nange raho aur maal bachao
garmi bahut hai thandak pa lo yaro aao icecream kha lo
naye vyopari tumhari gali aaye
kharido humse tumhe jo bhaye

dost biscuit roti pao hamse le lo gam na khao
chudi le lo bindiya le lo kajal le lo nindiya le lo
ye kashmiri ralija ya jannat ka hai bagicha
usal ragda pani puri chokhe dam khari majduri
naye vyopari tumhari gali aaye
kharido humse tumhe jo bhaye
b.a m.a p.hd ye diplome ye digree
b.a m.a p.hd ye diplome ye digree
ho gye jab bekar to humko karna pda vyopar
jine walo naye vyopari tumhari gali aaye
kharido humse tumhe jo bhaye
naye vyopari tumhari gali aaye
kharido humse tumhe jo bhaye

Degrees and diplomas, BA, MA, PhD's name,
Worthless now, we play this trading game.
O, you who breathe, new merchants come to you,
Buy from us, whatever you pursue.

The finest work, a business free and bold,
No master's whip, no story to be told.
Fear not the bombs that burst in fiery bloom,
But fear the pen that seals the writer's tomb.
A rupee buys a dream, a lottery's lure,
Win millions now, no labor to endure.
Write your accounts with care, and if your vision's dim,
Lala, here's a black lens, to sharpen your whim.
New merchants come, your eager ears to greet,
Buy from us, what your heart deems sweet.

Sheikh and Brahmin, Harijan unite,
The pots and pans, a shared, common sight.
Hunger knows no lock, no bolted door,
Yet, Lala, take your fill, and ask for more.
Less clothes, the better, save your store,
Walk naked, save your wealth, and then explore.
The heat is fierce, find coolness here,
Friends, come, eat ice cream, and quell your fear.
New merchants come, their eager wares to greet,
Buy from us, whatever things you meet.

Friends, biscuits, bread, receive and seize,
Take sorrow's burden, cast it on the breeze.
Take bangles, bindis, kohl for your eyes,
Take sleep, and slumber's gentle guise.
Kashmiri rugs, a paradise we claim,
Usal, ragda, water's bubbling fame.
Expensive fare, for honest labor's due,
New merchants come, and offer all to you.
Buy from us, whatever you pursue.
Degrees and diplomas, BA, MA, PhD's name,
Worthless now, we play this trading game.
O, you who breathe, new merchants come to you,
Buy from us, whatever you pursue.
New merchants come, and offer all to you.
Buy from us, whatever you pursue.