aisa hoga ho kabhi hoga
kubda chadhe ghodi aisa hoga
aisa hoga ho kabhi hoga
kubda chadhe ghodi aisa hoga
dulhan bulhan dekho koi
dulhan bulhan dekho koi
dulha man jodi aisa hoga
kubda chadhe ghodi kubda
chadhe ghodi aisa hoga
han han hoga bhaiya hoga

shkal vakal zara bhali si
shkal vakal zara bhali si
akal zara thodi aisa hoga
kubda chadhe ghodi kubda
chadhe ghodi aisa hoga
haye us surat me mushkil
hogi budhu ke sang budhi
us surat me mushkil
hogi budhu ke sang budhi
pura chand or pas bitha kar
chand dikha kar samjhayegi
gol hota hai ye kyu hota hai
ye jo yu hai yu na ho to yu hota hai yu kyu jaise
ye jo yu hai yu na ho to yu hota hai kyu hota hai
gol na ho to choras hoga aisa hoga

tab surat bhi chapti hogi choupat hogi budhi
tab surat bhi chapti hogi choupat hogi budhi
har budhwar ko samne rakhkar
path karenge raghupati ram
ram ram ram ram tum jaisi hi sabko shirimati de
bhagwan tum jaisi hi sabko shirimati de
bhagwan de bhagwan
hone do fir jaisa ho aisa hoga
dulhan bulhan dekho koi
dulhan bulhan dekho koi
dulha man jodi aisa hoga
kubda chadhe ghodi kubda
chadhe ghodi aisa hoga

A hunchback astride a steed, it may be,
It will be so, it will be.
A hunchback astride a steed, it may be,
It will be so, it will be.

A bride, a bride, observe,
A bride, a bride, observe,
A groom, a heart entwined, it may be.
A hunchback astride a steed,
A hunchback astride a steed, it may be.
Yes, it will be, brother, it will be.

A semblance of grace,
A semblance of grace,
A modicum of wit, it may be.
A hunchback astride a steed,
A hunchback astride a steed, it may be.

Alas, in that form, a trial,
Wit with a fool in union.
In that form, a trial,
Wit with a fool in union.
The full moon, drawn close,
And showing the moon, she’ll explain,
Why it is round, why it happens,
Why it is so, if not so, then so it would be, why?
If it is so, if not so, then so it would be, why?
If not round, then square, it may be.

Then the face will be flattened, wit will be ruined,
Then the face will be flattened, wit will be ruined,
Each Wednesday, placing before him,
They’ll chant the verses of Raghupati Ram.
Ram Ram Ram Ram, may you bestow wisdom on all,
God, may you bestow wisdom on all,
God, bestow, God.
Let it be then, as it may be.
A bride, a bride, observe,
A bride, a bride, observe,
A groom, a heart entwined, it may be.
A hunchback astride a steed,
A hunchback astride a steed, it may be.